- So why quit smoking? Since 4:00 on 5 March 2000, here are some reasons. BTW, I started this list instead of running for a pack. I'm making this page instead of running for a pack. Every time I want a pack, I'll work on something else.
- Thanks, quittin pals! Without a little help right now, I'd be loopey.
- They test smokes on critters!
- Every cigarette smoked is a nickel for the tobacco companies.
- Shorter (anything here. How about) life.
- Before we can love someone else, we must first learn to love ourselves.
- Love myself by quitting. Pass it around.
- Think of the Kids!
- When was the last time you kissed an ashtray?
- Do I want to find (and maybe marry?) a smoker? If I don't, why should she?
- $3/pack = $30/week = $1,560 per year
- My boss would pay me to quit. Not that the money I save won't be enough to pay for the patch or the gum. He can keep it. I'll have my reward.
- What if one acre of tobacco were planted as corn instead?
- Roller blade around the penninsula in 50 minutes this year.
- Dad
- Mom
- It smells bad.
- My windshield looks like poop.
- Bad breath (see kissing ashtray above)
- Think of the kids.
- Yellow teeth (Hey, mine are brighter already!)
- Cancer
- Flavor. There is a world of flavor out there I haven't even seen yet. I want to taste it all.
- That time thing.
- Girls don't like kissing ashtrays.
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