- Impotence.
- it's reversible Very large sigh of relief...
- Life insurance is cheaper.
- Clogged arteries.
- Who really wants to be addicted to a mind altering drug? (yes, it's mind altering. Sort of an anesthetic with a stimulant)
- More productive.
- Fudge brownies.
- PI doesn't need any more butts on the ground.
- All the people who would bust my chops if I ever lit up again.
- Girls don't like it. hehe, girls
- Makes my clothes stink.
- air out the house.
- Karen said so.
- I want to run again (6 minute miles? Maybe. Or just skate...)
- Save the puppies,
save the cats,
save the bunnies,
save the rats.
- They test tobacco on our animal friends.
- Cigarettes are not Vegan.
- I gave my word.
- My family loves me, and wants me around for a while yet.
- Children of smokers are more likely to smoke.
- Children of smokers are more likely to become ill.
- Lungs are black.
- They'll come back
- Save the Rats!
- Reduced bloodflow the the brain.
- Reduced oxygen content in the blood.
- Have I mentioned the kissing the ashtray?
- Puts a smile on my face, without yellow teeth.
- Something smaller than a pen controls my life.
- Think of all the time I've wasted smoking.
- Coffin Nails.
- Cancer Sticks.
- THINK
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